guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(Source: toyota, via forgave)

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh, via arevolutionsupposed)

tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in

(via tuhree)

sarahseeandersen:

Sometimes I feel like the way I clean my room reflects on how I deal with life in general.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via tilltheendofthelinebucky)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: officialvergilsparda, via overfierce)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas, via laughingstation)

snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

(Source: snorlaxatives, via partynoxious)

  • 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
  • 3 am: lol
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